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BUTT PIRATES AREN'T THE ONLY PIRATES
PIRATES!!!
AAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!




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CAPTAIN SHIT HAWK, SOME CALL HIM DREW
ANDY (THE CRUSTY) IS MOST OFTEN KNOWN TO US PIRATES AS STEVE
THIS SCURVY SKIN IS ALSO KNOWN AS UGLY KID JUSTIN
VOMITUS MAXIMUS MILES AKA CAPTAIN BLACK HAWK.
ROXY THE WENCH IS THE BEST WENCH ON THE JOLLY ROGER
THIS HERE IS GINN ALSO CALLED LONG GINN SILVER...SHE IS A PIRATE HAILING FROM MASSACHUSETTS, SAILING THE HUDSON AND THE HOSETONIC ARE HER HOBBIES.
ME, I AM KNOWN AS JEZEBELLE THE WENCH
ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS, THIS PIRATE IS THE MEANEST AND MOST RUTHLESS PIRATE TO EVER SAIL THE SEAS OF THE UNITED STATES.
WE JUST CALL HIM CAPTAIN CUNNINGHAM OR CRAZY KID CUNNINGHAM, EITHER WAY, HE'S THE LEADER ON THIS JOLLY ROGER.